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A note from Lynne's Web Crew...

Some professional speakers have their "broadcasting voice", but not Lynne. She speaks in her famous voice all the time. When setting up her site Lynne wanted her Victorian lamp, known as her "Chelsea Lamp" to be featured on it. Imagine, it's a day in November 2001, the day the lamp was being photographed, Lynne walks into her office and reads an email JOKE aloud... "Osama bin Laden has been captured today by US Special Forces." Believing we were hearing big news, we immediately start running toward her office to hear the rest... "They sprayed Viagra in the area and the little sucker popped right up!"

We stopped in our tracks. That famous voice sent the story straight into our minds as truth, bypassing all filters. We found ourselves caught for a second in a sort of twilight zone, somewhere between hearing a joke and being the only people in the world to hear the biggest story of the year straight from Lynne Russell! It took a second for it to set in and all we could do was laugh. The experience being much funnier than the joke could ever be.

Here's a collection of memorable things Lynne has said.
Some come from her books, some from things said to friends, but all are straight forward and interesting!

Fan Mail

  • "First, Examine the Envelope. Look at the return address. If there's a long number after his name, he may not be available for a while, but there's always the chance he's in the tank for more than tearing the tags off pillows."

Men

  • "Even a Good-Looking Dessert Has to Offer Something Special. If he's absolutely gorgeous, but there's nothing going on upstairs, you're going to get awfully tired trying to amuse yourself on a Saturday night watching this guy buff his nails."

Romantic Travel, France and Personal Romance

  • It's not about money, it's about attitude. It begins with a frame of mind that is uniquely French. It invites adventure, and an attitude that appreciates the romance, the humor, the possibilities in just about anything. It's "La Vie en Rose" - life through rose-colored glasses.

There's always more to come...

 


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